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The Fail Letter

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Well... Here I am, writing about something.. Well, someone who has changed my life for the better... But this is supposed to be set out like a letter... So I better do that then!

To Deanna...

...No no, that sounds too...Wierd...

To the Tea Drinking Whoar...

...No... That doesn't sound right either... -sigh-

Well it seems like I'm not getting anywhere there... So might as well just say what I've gotta say...

Usually when I would have done this, I would have put your good qualities first... But I think I'm going to put down some of your flaws first ^^ Firstly, your height~ I find it kinda awkward about your height 'cause I have to bend down to kiss you, and also, your boobs are so big that whenever I wanna hug you or snuggle, they get in the way :T ...

But your flaws make you who you are today... And I wouldn't have you any other way ^^

Your height... I think it's beautiful, and I also think it's really cute when you have to go on your tip-toes to hug me or kiss me ^^ And your boobs are THE BEST pillows in the world~

And this is usually the part where I put down all your qualities... Because I think I have to redeem myself for putting down 2 of your flaws... But there are too many good qualities to put down~

You're perfect for me, and I hope that I'm perfect for you... Because I don't intend on leaving you for a while~ You're the person who keeps me from doing stupid things... Kinda like my voice of reason... Exept you I can't shut up... Even when I kiss you, you're still telling me not to do something...

But it's what I love about you, and all the small things you do, like the way you sit there and play Assasins Creed or Final Fantasy... I could sit there all day and watch you mutilate those innocent Italian guards :') Good times~

Well, I guess I better wrap this up... It looks like it's getting pretty long, and as you can probably see, I could go on forever ^^ And in all honesty, most of my friends know that we're going out now, and I'm comfortable saying this in public, even though there have been times in the past when we've been at cosplay meets when I don't hold your hand or kiss you or tell you how much I love you.. It's because I'm scared of what people are going to say... But it's all behind me now... I love you and I'm not afraid of showing it ^^ But please, bear with me? If I don't hold your hand or do anything... Please don't think anything bad of it? It's just me being shy, is all... And I bet you're thinking... 'Jade? SHY?! PAHAHA!' ... But it's true ^^ This american idiot has her shy moments ^^

So yeah, here you go, in my response of what you did for me ^^

Happy 6 months!
I love you.
Yours forever
Yankee, American Idiot, Person you want to strangle sometimes, The one who will always be there...
Jade~
xxx

P.S I have a funny feeling some of the stuff I've put in here you're going to strangle me for. I WAIT IN EAGER ANTICIPATION BITCH! BRING IN OOOOOON~! <33
Well, here it is~ The fail letter to my one and only :icongroovydea: in (Kind of) celebration of our 6th month mark~ (WHOO! I'VE MADE IT THIS FAR! I haven't screwed it up yet!)

I love you so much, please don't leave me? Kthxbai~! <33

But yeah. It's my long winded, stupid way of saying...

I love you.

xxx
ยฉ 2011 - 2024 Daiachi
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